We all know at least one mom (or parent, to be fair) that should have these towels. I know they make me laugh every time I read one. 

3 hand screen printed sentiments on satin weave. 

• there should be an energy drink called 5am toddler
• mom sleep- it's like normal sleep but without the sleep
• I just cleaned the house from top to bottom .... so I'm going to need everyone to stop living here now....

100% cotton. 26" x 18".